Manipulate🕹, Moonsplain🌙, Murder-Bears🧸

I was a girly boy. I’m relieved to see the tide finally turning on youth gender medicine

Yes, “Go woke, go broke" is a real thing, sort of

Losing weight isn't easy, but it is simple

I told you all the wokepocalypse was coming

How Facebook left a graveyard in my calendar

Every “cinematic universe” contains the seeds of its own destruction

So you're quitting Twitter, for real this time

I took a break from social media, and it turns out I don't want to go back

Every book I read in 2024, ranked (definitively)

I watched BuzzFeed's terrible new horror movie so you don't have to

Twelve stations of visiting your wife in the hospital

Yeah, hell is real. Sorry